Smeers

Tiffany Million

Diane Pampers

Summer Knight

Redicka Howell

Bionca

Dr. Silly Sternum-Brain

Ron Jeremy

Enormous Peterson

Pearl

Carnal Tortellini (as Pearl Gold)

Devon Shire

Bimbolina

Jon Dough

Slamabone

Tony Tedeschi

Stiff Caven

Tony Martino

Dr. Crazier Brain

Mad Dad Dan

Director