John Diamond

Tom Hollander

William Jones

Christopher Guard

John Diamond

Robert James

David Jones

Eileen Page

Mrs. Jones

Charles Lewsen

Uncle Turner

Vanessa Paine

Rebecca

Damien Nash

Shot-in-the-Head

David Rappaport

Mr. Seed

Patrick Troughton

Joseph K'Nee

Joseph O'Conor

Alfred Diamond

Paul Mari

Jenkins

John Colclough

Mr. Walker

Steve Fletcher

Liverguts

Geoffrey Collins

Narrator

Paul Stone

Producer

Leon Garfield

Book

James Andrew Hall

Writer

Bill Millar

Lighting Design

Derek Dodd

Production Design

Eric Davidson

Director