Golden Gordon

Michael Palin

Gordon Ottershaw

Gwen Taylor

Mrs. Ottershaw

Teddy Turner

Chairman

David Leland

Football Manager

Ken Kitson

Cyril

John Cleese

Passerby

Charles McKeown

Goalkeeper

Michael Palin

Writer

Terry Jones

Writer

William Walton

Theme Song Performance

Alan J.W. Bell

Director

Sydney Lotterby

Executive Producer

Jill Hagger

Makeup Artist

Roger Reece

Costume Designer

John Jarvis

Editor

Gerry Scott

Production Design