The Ballad of Straw-Hat Sam

Duke Ross

Straw-Hat Sam/Kylie Kritter

Victor Acosta

Bucket

Jennica Anusua

Birdie

Rahul Barkley

Dennis

Jackson Rees

Toothy Timmy/Gamblin' Gary

Rain Tanner

Margaret

Emerson Peery

Mei Mei/Dale Martin

Tommy Chong

Bert, The Sword Salesman

Kanye East

God

Matthew Hartman

Miss Whoop-Whoop

Dustin Freeman

Rudy Riddle

Kirby Dorsey

Kitty Kritter

Riley Mortenson

Katie

Jared Palmer

Clerk

Jiwon Moon

News Reporter

Leila Salari

Insurrectionist Giraffe

Ali Akbari

Gnomes

Braden Ingraham

Gnomes

Salvatore Mele

Zookeeper POW

Duke Ross

Director, Writer, Producer

Rahul Barkley

Executive Producer

Yein Ji

Producer

Cayden Turnbow

Executive Producer

Victor Acosta

Producer

Liam Bice

Sound

Zach Robertson

Producer, Director of Photography

Bridger Roberts

First Assistant "A" Camera

Matthew Hartman

Additional Music

Red Ross

Music