It Couldn't Happen Here

Neil Tennant

Self

Chris Lowe

Self

Barbara Windsor

Seaside Landlady/Neil's mother

Joss Ackland

Priest/Murderer

Neil Dickson

Pilot/Car Salesman/Coachman

Gareth Hunt

Uncle Dredge/Postcard Seller/Ventriloquist

Dominique Barnes

Girl at the Beach/Girl Hitchhiker/Girl on the Bicycle

Carmen du Sautoy

Cafe Waitress

Stephanie Buttle

Dancer

Heavon Grant

Dancer

Natalie Roles

Dancer

Chris Tudor

Dancer

Tom Searle

Dancer

Clair Becker

Dancer

Nicholas Haley

Schoolboy

Jonathan Haley

Schoolboy

Lisa Hendry

Dancer

Emma Hendry

Dancer

Lyndsey Cole

Dancer

Christopher Hall

Dancer

Paul Weston

Stunts

Rodney Holland

Editor

Roy Alon

Stunt Coordinator

Simon Archer

Cinematography, Director of Photography

Neil Tennant

Original Music Composer

Chris Lowe

Original Music Composer

Jack Bond

Producer, Director, Writer

Arlene Phillips

Choreographer

Fraser Taggart

Focus Puller

James Dillon

Writer

Leah Archer

Costume Design