Fat Slags

Fiona Allen

Sandra

Sophie Thompson

Tracey

Jerry O'Connell

Sean Cooley

Anthony Stewart Head

Victor

Geri Halliwell-Horner

Paige

James Dreyfus

Fidor

Naomi Campbell

Sales Assistant

Hugh Dennis

Immigration Officer

Les Dennis

MC

Tom Goodman-Hill

Baz

Michael Greco

Niarchos

Eamonn Holmes

Himself

Ralf Little

Milkman

Dolph Lundgren

Randy

Burt Kwouk

Dalai Lama

Ahmet Mekin

Waiter 1

Timur Ahmet

Waiter 2

Chris Barnes

Warden

Oliver Bradshaw

Butler

Sarah Cawood

TOTP Presenter 1

David A. Hughes

Original Music Composer

Dan Hubbard

Casting

Adam Kirley

Stunt Double

Arthur Graley

Foley Editor

Alastair Widgery

Sound Mixer

Jo Grover

Makeup Artist, Prosthetics

Luc Roeg

Producer

Brendan Donnison

ADR Voice Casting

William Osborne

Writer

Lee Sheward

Stunt Coordinator

Charles Finch

Producer

Ed Bye

Director

Mark Wybourn

Editor

Sarah Kane

Set Decoration

Julian Slater

Supervising Sound Editor

Kelly Valentine Hendry

Casting Assistant

Rob Holder

Assistant Camera

Joan Hills

Makeup Designer, Prosthetic Designer

Linda Alderson

Costume Design

Grenville Horner

Production Design