SOS: Screw on the Screen

Melissa Evers

The Beauty

Al Goldstein

Super Sausage

Ronnie Love

Neanderthal Man

Erica Eaton

Miss Crabtree

Honeysuckle Divine

Herself

Jim Buckley

The Narrator

Darby Lloyd Rains

Worried Mother

Jody Maxwell

Split Beaver / Singing Cocksucker from Missouri

Marc Stevens

Screw Newsstand Vendor

Helen Madigan

Victorian Lady /Modern Woman

Eric Edwards

Victorian Gentleman /Modern Man

David Buckley

2nd Man to Pick Up Woman /Customer on Couch /N.Y. Times Purchaser

Helene Buckley

2nd Woman to Get Picked Up /Customer on Couch

Steve Kraus

Gynecologist /Dentist

Heidi High

Nurse /Assistant Nurse

Don Allen

Army Sergeant /Cock in Crib /Beer Hard On /Man with Big Joint in Up-to-Date Smoker /Joe Shmegeggi

Glenda Glisten

Patient

Donna Bartell

Tattooed Customer

Sandy Foxx

Sally

Ralf D. Bode

Director of Photography, Camera Operator

Al Goldstein

Writer

Jim Buckley

Director, Writer

David Buckley

Producer

Ronald Frangipane

Original Music Composer

Marc-Jon Sullivan

Boom Operator

Stephen Heller

Musician

Lawrence Smith

Production Manager

Lenore Bode

Assistant Camera

Helene Buckley

Still Photographer, Wardrobe Master

Ron Harris

Sound

Jack Cardinale

Art Direction

Joe Marcello

Makeup Artist

Clint Jakeman

Assistant Director

Lee Baltin

Props

Chuck Harris

Assistant Set Designer

Portia Patterson

Sound Assistant

Evelyn Oliver

Post Production Assistant

Jeff Belding

Musician

Don Francese

Musician