Saint Bernard

Jason Dugre

Bernard

Katy Sullivan

Miss Roadkill

Peter Iasillo Jr.

The Chief

Jack Doroshow

Uncle Ed

Bob Zmuda

Father Steele

Warwick Davis

Othello

George Clayton Johnson

Father Time

Brian Steele

President Jackson

Kurt Carley

President Lincoln

John Deall

Ben Franklin

Charles Schneider

Angry Motorist

Gabriel Bartalos

Director, Writer, Director of Photography

Dave Klotz

Original Music Composer

Roy Kurtluyan

Director of Photography

Christopher Seguine

Editor