Naughty Network

Delia Cosner

Forlorn Girl

Lauren Hart

Girl in Spider Web

Tina Jordan

Girl in Spider Web

Loni Sanders

Girl in Opening Credits / Rita's Friend with Ponytail

Nicole Black

Ronnie's Nurse

Laurie Smith

Army Lieutenant

Plucky Reneé

Private Rest

Baby Sue Young

Rita

Mike Ranger

Ronnie the Patient

Ray Wells

Bobby the Salesman

Kevin James

Private Barry Caruthers

Emily Dixon

Mr. Blackman's Assistant

Harry Dreamz

Mr. Blackman

Tantala Ray

Audrey

Pierre Phagaut

Gay Bill Robbins

Tim Ski

Harry Leggs

Lance Thrust

T*R*A*S*H Producer

Howard Ziehm

Director, Writer, Producer

Jay Simale

Associate Producer

James Quill Smith

Music

Curly Laimi

Director of Photography

Seymour Skinner

Editor

Doug Curtis

Gaffer

Jack Pratt

Gaffer