New World Order

Lauren Fox

Eris

Susan Greenhill

Faith

Thomas Jay Ryan

Zeus

Norbert Leo Butz

Howard Philips

Tia Campbell

Rosslyn Chapel

Kelly Cole

Goat-Boy

Renée Ratcliffe

Paul

Betty Buckley

Rose Kross

George Takei

Radio Free World (voice)

Ann Kittredge

C.I.A. Moderator

Kia Goodwin

Tommi

Matthew Cowles

Malfolio

Tovah Feldshuh

Sponge-Brush Woman

Keith Perrin

Park Freak

Lee Holmes

Nefalous

David Little

Professor St. Clair

Jay Trelease

Creepo Library Man

Brian Delate

Father Plantard

Jay Lee

Writer, Director