Les Malheurs d'Alfred

Pierre Richard

Alfred Dhumonttiey

Anny Duperey

Agathe Bodard

Jean Carmet

Paul

Paul Préboist

Peasant

Yves Robert

Parisian television viewer

Paul Le Person

Fussy police officer at the deposition

Mario David

Kid Barrantin

Robert Dalban

Gustave, Morel's driver

Daniel Laloux

Johnny, member of the Parisian team

Jean Saudray

'Doc', member of the Parisian team

Yves Elliot

'Doc', member of the Parisian team

Marco Perrin

Orlandi, Kid's manager

Danou Valdrini

Pauline

Pierre Mondy

François Morel

Jean Obé

Person responsible for the selection tests

Jean Mermet

Exhibitionist

Evelyne Buyle

Lucrèce

Georges Beller

TV-loving cafe customer

André Nader

Parisian bartender

Patrick Messe

TV-loving cafe customer

Pierre Richard

Director, Writer

André Ruellan

Dialogue, Screenplay

Yves Robert

Writer

Roland Topor

Writer