The Virgin President

Severn Darden

U.S. President / Fillmard Millmore

Paul Benedict

Rutherford Melon

Andrew Duncan

William Salvo

Richard Schaal

Hugh Mugababy

Sabrina Scharf

President's girlfriend

Peter Boyle

Gen. Heath

Sudie Bond

Mom Millmore

Anthony Holland

Machiavelli von Clausewitz

Thelma Schoonmaker

Editor

Graeme Ferguson

Director, Writer, Co-Producer

Severn Darden

Writer, Producer

Teiji Ito

Music

Jim Hubbard

Co-Producer

Mark Rappaport

Editor

Burt Rashby

Editor

Allyn Rosenberg

Sound Mixer