Pornocchio

Bionca

The Hooker

Britt Morgan

Esmeralda (as Brittany Morgan)

Jessica Wylde

Rapunzel (as Jessica Wilde)

Sheena Horne

Madame Tung

Buck O. Rogers

J. Worthington Sewerslime

Damien Cashmere

Pornocchio (as Damian Cashmere)

David Morris

The Guy in the Middle

Michael Mann

Strip Club Attendee

Rick Savage

Sleppetto

Todd Lingren

Felix

Wayne

The Fairy Godfather

Marc Cushman

Writers' Assistant

Scotty Fox

Director

Chad Randolph

Writer