The Santa Trap

Shelley Long

Molly Emerson

Robert Hays

Bill Emerson

Sierra Abel

Judy Emerson

Brandon de Paul

Mike Emerson

Corbin Bernsen

Chief Spivak

Stacy Keach

Max the Biker

Dick Van Patten

Santa Claus

Talbot Perry Simons

Clifford the Inebriated

Paul Butcher

Brian Spivak

Amanda Pays

Doris Spivak

Sonny Carl Davis

Officer Buckley

Steve Monroe

Officer Calhoun

Cork Hubbert

Elf One

Martin Klebba

Elf Ranger Bob

Adrienne Barbeau

Alice the Homeless Mom

Alana Austin

Carla the Assistant

Colton James

Marty the Hospital Teen

Joe Virzi

Trash Talking Teddy (voice)

Patricia Gillum

Boutique Person

Brooke Beare

Reporter

John Shepphird

Director, Writer

Steve Jankowski

Writer

Marie-Flore Beaubien

Makeup Artist

David White

Post Production Assistant