JerUSAlem

Paul Weller

Self

Mick Talbot

Self

Dee C. Lee

Self

Steve White

Self

Richard Coles

Narrator

Yvonne French

TV Presenter

Robert Llewellyn

Studio Director

Josephine Melville

Queen

Gary Beadle

Judge

Phil Cornwell

Hooligan

Benjamin Brooks

Hooligan

Adam French

Hooligan

Rick Stone

Hooligan

Michael Fenner

Policeman

Richard Walsh

Voice of Patge Newsreel

Richard Belfield

Director