Hand

Brendan Fehr

Hart

Rebecca Gibson

Brooker

Steve Braun

Dean

Peter Clark

Chad

Jeff Skinner

Chief Benton

Cedric Shurraw

Nicky

Drew Vodrey

Pizza Guy

Thom Schioler

Hip Hop Cop (as Tom Schioler)

Mike Realba

Undercover Cop

Elliot Rodin

Tea Man

Audrey Dwyer

Spooning Chick

Crystal Mikoluff

Waitress

Paul Carvelli

Uniform Cop

Robert Ryder

Uncle Sam

Harriet Rodin

Mother

Richard Kahan

Brother

Norm Keillor

Mikey

Ihor Procak

Uncle Sam

Adam Rodin

Director, Writer