J. P. Patches

Chris Wedes

Julius Pierpont (J.P.) Patches

Bob Newman

Gertrude / Boris S. Wort / Ketchican The Animal Man / Swami of Pastrami / Ggoorrsstt The Friendly Frpl / Miss Smith / Leroy Frump / Dingbatman / Santa Claus / Zenobia the Witch / Officer Paddy Wagon / Charlie Can Do / Mr. X. R. Cise

Craig Shreeve

Grandpa Patches

Joe Towey

Sam Gefeltafish

Bill Gerald

Professor Wienner Von Brrrrrown

Jack Armstrong

Jack The Animal Man

Don Einarsen

Sheriff Shot Badley

Joe Towey

Director

Bob Hoaglund

Music

Duane Smart

Music